Links for 5/21/10 - Shouldv'e been in The Onion Edition

Simon Rich

Congratulations! It took four years and hundreds of thousands of dollars, but you’re finally the parents of a bona-fide college graduate. After the commencement ceremony is over, your child will be ready to move back into your house for a period of several years…

Murray Wardrop

Dr Evans was disciplined following a formal complaint from a colleague, to whom he had shown an article from the journal Public Library of Science One entitled “Fellatio by fruit bats prolongs copulation time”.

The woman, who has not been identified, complained that she felt “harassed”, “hurt” and “disgusted” by his actions.