Thursday, December 24, 2009

Santa Claus’s Trade Infractions

This is highly amusing.

Santa Claus’s Trade Infractions
Dear Santa

It is with regret that I am serving you with a Section 415 Cease and Desist order in the matter of delivery of gifts and/or presents on the occasion of the Night Before Christmas on behalf of Mr. and Mrs. Dean (hereafter “My Parents”).

My Parents note the following violations of international trade rules which constitute a prima facie case of unfair competition...

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